Because the wife has been telling her husband that his pounding device is too small to be noticed without a microscope, their eleven-year marriage in Lusaka has fallen apart.
Daniel Mbewe, 32, of Kanyama Compound has abandoned his 28-year-old wife Susan Phiri and swore never to live in his marital house again due to ego damage.
Suzan, however, asked the Lusaka Boma Local Court to help her get back together with her husband in an effort to get the father of her three children back into her bed.
Susan made three trips to the labor ward as a result of Mbewe’s efforts in the bedroom, but Mbewe protested to the court that despite this, she continued to disparage the size of his wand, saying that she had seen bigger rods from real men and that his felt like a pencil in a jar.
He claimed that he fled home because he couldn’t bear the ego-bruising comments about his effective reproductive machine from a woman he had three pregnancies with.
My wife would make nasty comments about how my manhood is so tiny that it barely registers in her womanhood, Mbewe stated.
Mbewe admitted to the court that he had plans to wed someone else since he did not want to get back together with Susan due of her rudeness.
When Susan took the stand, the court heard a different account.
Susan testified before the court, “My husband left the house early in July for no apparent reason and has since refused to come back.”
She claimed that before Mbewe left their marital home, he would lament how ugly she had grown and that she would delay taking a bath until it was time for bed.
Senior court Magistrates Mubukwani Matakala urged either of the parties to file for divorce, stating that they were irreconcilable, after taking note of Mbewe’s refusal to reconcile with Susan.
